Application To Join The Maffia.

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Now don'tcha'll go an' getta upsetta atta me, ah onlee forward de mail.....Gadfather

APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFIA

Whazza u name ___________________________ U-Hage _____________

Whazza u howsa nummer _________ U-Streeta ______________________

Whazza-U-Bag ? Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger _____ Prostitutta ______

Izza U Girl or Boy ? (If uzza girl, Oh Boy!) _______ Justta Checka Wun.

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now _________________________________

Wazza U Inna the Big Ouse ? _____  For Whatta U Inna the Big Ouse ?.............. I Shoota Wun Guize ________                  

I Keednappa Sumbody's_________ Protekshun Ragget _________ Udda Things__________________

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze? Yasse _____ No _____ Eh: _____

U Likka Eata Garlic ? _______ Pizza ? _______ Salami ? _______

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz ? _________________________________

U Driva De Car ? _____ Gadillac _____ Buick _____ Linken_____

U Likka Spagett ? _____ Galamari ? _____ Girlze ? _____ Boyze ? _____ ( just peeka one-no foola rounda cus I slappa U face )

U Sees De Godfather ? (Or justa de movie ?)

Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Likka...................

1 pr darke glasses, 1 lb. Mozzarella cheese, 1 kissa (later, onna U cheek), 1 black shirte widda white tie                          

1 pr. Pointie shooz, 1 White Hat, widde black rim, 1 pr cement shooz (come later when you foolaround )                          

1 spumoni (tutti-frutti),   8 by 10 picchur-Frank Sinatra.

Goode Stoff (Iffa U notte Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

                                JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE !!